As public service testimonials akin to "Drugs. I stopped. You shouldn't start" or "I thought condoms just got in the way" have long attempted to wheedle young ones off the vices of dope and unsafe sex, now there's a similar preventative for the scribbling disease: A Painful Glimpse Into My Writing Process (In Less Than 60 Seconds), a hilarious express-train screed from the point of view of one badly blocked poet.